Tangled (2010) concept art © Claire Keane
Every time I go to Starbuck's I give the same guy a different name I wait for him so I can Fuck with his head.
- Him: Name please?
- Every time I go:
- Me: Anastasia Beaverhausin
- Me: Jake from Statefarm
- Me: Angelus
- Me: Sookie Stackhouse
- Me: Buffy Summers
- Me: Niall Horan
- Me: Just Jack
- Me: Dr.Horrible
- Me: Cyd Sherman
- Me: Jenna Marbles
- Me: Paul Higgins
- Me: Eyore
- Me: Kevin The Pigeon
- Me: Natasha Romanoff
- Me: Illyria
- Me: The Cheshire Cat
- Me: David 8
- Me: Ellen Ripley
- Me: Scott Pilgrim
- Me: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
- Him: If you tell me your real name I'll give you free coffee
- Me: I can only give you my alias Anastasia Beaverhausin
- Him: Every Day
- Me Walking Away Every Time: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
